France’s freaky first lady

YOU CAN’T HELP but be intrigued by Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, France’s freaky first lady.

At the moment she’s in deep caca, if you will, over the re-emergence of a video clip of her from 1996 – long before she was Mrs. Sarkozy – in which she reads from the “Hot International Love and Sex Guide,” apparently a book of essential erotic phrases translated into seven languages.

Sounds great. Unfortunately for Bruni 2010, one of those phrases happened to be, according to Gawker, which managed to find the clip and post it: “Put your finger in my bottom.”

“We need these kinds of books because we’re travelling all around the world, we’re meeting new people and we want to know what to tell them in case we get into bed with them,” she told the hosts of the show, which, incidentally, went by the name “Eurotrash.”

The Elysée Palace was quick to react this week, pushing to get the video yanked off YouTube.

No doubt this is embarrassing for Bruni, not to mention her country. But it’s hardly the end of the world, and it’s not like this is the first time damage control was required to deal with Bruni’s colourful, “free-spirited” past.

For better or worse, though, at least Bruni is far more interesting than any of the lame-o wives of prime ministers here in Canada; other than perhaps Margaret Trudeau, who partied with Mick Jaggerjust like Bruni, funnily enough.

But Trudeau was an exception. And that’s fine with me. I’d rather our PMs’ wives are a bit dull; sure beats having to hear them talk about fingers and their bottoms.

ryan@roadtostarrdom.com

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  • Blame Canada

    Hmm, I’m gonna do a little research and post back. You can bet your bottom dollar that I’ll get to the bottom of this matter, and point the finger upon my return.

  • Blame Canada

    Hmm, I’m gonna do a little research and post back. You can bet your bottom dollar that I’ll get to the bottom of this matter, and point the finger upon my return.

  • Blame Canada

    I was going to research, but I couldn’t be arsed.

    On a technical side note. The blog format you have doesn’t encourage people to add comments, it’s not clear how to add comments until you click ‘no comments’ and why would someone click that if there are no comments.

    Just sayin’

  • Blame Canada

    I was going to research, but I couldn’t be arsed.

    On a technical side note. The blog format you have doesn’t encourage people to add comments, it’s not clear how to add comments until you click ‘no comments’ and why would someone click that if there are no comments.

    Just sayin’

  • Blame Canada

    Okay, I’ve seen the video now. Bruni’s damn hot.

    She could say “I’m going to vomit on your cock” and it would still sound sexy. Well, not in German obviously.

  • Blame Canada

    Okay, I’ve seen the video now. Bruni’s damn hot.

    She could say “I’m going to vomit on your cock” and it would still sound sexy. Well, not in German obviously.

  • Ryan Starr

    You’re totally right – thanks for pointing that out. I’m not sure how to go about improving this, though, other than using a new theme/format for the blog…

  • Ryan Starr

    You’re totally right – thanks for pointing that out. I’m not sure how to go about improving this, though, other than using a new theme/format for the blog…

  • Blame Canada

    You could maybe create a HTML link which says ‘add comment’ and have it appended to the end of every post as a kind of sigature and make it the same URL address as the one as when you click ‘no comments’ similar to the way you have your email address at the end of each post.

    It’s not perfect, but a good workaround that doesn’t require any techincal knowledge.

    If you wanted to get a bit creative you could use an image, maybe a button which says ‘add comment’ and link that in the same way.

  • Blame Canada

    You could maybe create a HTML link which says ‘add comment’ and have it appended to the end of every post as a kind of sigature and make it the same URL address as the one as when you click ‘no comments’ similar to the way you have your email address at the end of each post.

    It’s not perfect, but a good workaround that doesn’t require any techincal knowledge.

    If you wanted to get a bit creative you could use an image, maybe a button which says ‘add comment’ and link that in the same way.

  • Ryan Starr

    Cool. I’m going to give that a try – thanks for the tip.

  • Ryan Starr

    Cool. I’m going to give that a try – thanks for the tip.

  • Blame Canada

    Did you update the feeds for comments and stuff or am I just drunk?

    Again.

    Either way, its good, and its going straight into my reader.

  • Blame Canada

    Did you update the feeds for comments and stuff or am I just drunk?

    Again.

    Either way, its good, and its going straight into my reader.

  • Ryan Starr

    No, I was planning on looking into it – but hadn’t changed anything yet. I did notice, though, that when you click on the orange RSS button, as opposed to the feed title, it does link to the feed… unless I too am drunk.

  • Ryan Starr

    No, I was planning on looking into it – but hadn’t changed anything yet. I did notice, though, that when you click on the orange RSS button, as opposed to the feed title, it does link to the feed… unless I too am drunk.

  • Blame Canada

    I was using iPhone and was suffering fat finger syndrome (I’m lucky the NASDAQ didn’t crash)

    You are right, the orange RSS button does -and always has- linked to the respective feeds mentioned above.

    Just for the record, at the present time, I am drunk; as I was previously, and no doubt will be in the future.

    BC.

  • Blame Canada

    I was using iPhone and was suffering fat finger syndrome (I’m lucky the NASDAQ didn’t crash)

    You are right, the orange RSS button does -and always has- linked to the respective feeds mentioned above.

    Just for the record, at the present time, I am drunk; as I was previously, and no doubt will be in the future.

    BC.

  • Blame Canada

    “I did not have sexual relations…”

  • Blame Canada

    “I did not have sexual relations…”