I SPOTTED this sign last night as I was out “shopping”…
Here in Ontario, beer and liquor stores are government-controlled. That means they’re closed on holidays, every last one of ‘em. It’s a stupid system, and as with so many other services in this country, there’s no real alternative.
If you want a cold one on Canada Day to help celebrate our nation’s 143rd b-day, you have to plan ahead.
This poster made me laugh. Couldn’t believe the completely inappropriate use of quotation marks. Such flagrant grammar abuse normally irks me, but this was so ridiculous it ended up bringing a smile to my face. Why is “Closed” in quotes?
I also like how down at the bottom, “Don’t” is underlined in “Please Don’t Drink and Drive!” – as if somebody might otherwise mistake it for “Do!” Sure hope not. Toronto has seen enough chaos on its streets lately.
But, er… holidays are when you want to get drunk. The “closed” is in quotes because for those in the know, the store isn't really shut, you just have to know the secret knock.
A happy “Canada Day” to you too. Can't say I've ever heard of it before. Is it a new holiday, or just not very well known outside of Canadia?
Ryan Starr
Probably as well known as Australia Day…
Blame Canada
But surely Australia day is a massive international celebration.
Ryan Starr
Right, sure … of course it is.
ben
Idiocracy. It's coming. I'm waiting for the road signs that say things like, “Gr8r //0rK1nG” or “wysiwyg” or “WTF r u going teh wrong way for?”
My grammar is not perfect and I know it but at least I do make an effort. The English language is being butchered and the slaughter is being met with mass apathy. We r fuxored.
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