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Bull-baiting boneheads

July 13th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, Pop Culture, Sporting Life, Weird and wacky

THREE BONEHEADS ended up injured yesterday during the running of the bulls at the San Fermin Festival in Pamplona, Spain.

If you’ve never heard of it – and haven’t read Hemingway’s The Sun Also Rises – the bull run is a super popular annual event that essentially involves a bunch of idiots hustling down narrow cobbled-stone streets attempting to outrun a pack of stampeding bulls.

Apparently it’s quite the thrill. Not sure I see the appeal, though.

It’s not uncommon for participants to be trampled or gored, and the Pamplona bull runs have killed 15 people since 1911 — most recently last year. Seems like a pretty good example of social Darwinism hard at work.

All risks to humans aside, I don’t think it’s fair to be subjecting the bulls to this spectacle. Surely they can’t be happy about being coaxed into taking part.

Small wonder so many people get gored, then. If I were a bull in Pamplona, I’d be looking to shove my horn up some stupid tourist’s ass too.

ryan@roadtostarrdom.com

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  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Toronto#2005:_.22Year_of_the_Gun.22 TOOPHATTOOFURIOUS

    Darwin wins again.

    I don't think this is as cruel as the actual bull fighting though. No wait, it says they kill the bulls in the evening. Hmm, I'm ok with killing animals as long as they get eaten. Wikipedia says “Participants must be 18 years old, run in the same direction as the bulls, not incite the bulls, and not be under the influence of alcohol.” Well that leaves me out, now way I'm doing that sober. Do they really need to tell people to not run in the opposite direction of the bulls?

    I think that rotten tomato throwing festival is more my scene.

    “If I were a bull in Pamplona, I’d be looking to shove my horn up some stupid tourist’s ass too.” You AND George Michael.

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Toronto#2005:_.22Year_of_the_Gun.22 TOOPHATTOOFURIOUS

    Ever hear of the Ottery Tar Barrel Festival?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226414...

  • Ryan Starr

    Must you find the homoerotic subtext in everything I say? : )

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Toronto#2005:_.22Year_of_the_Gun.22 TOOPHATTOOFURIOUS

    Meh, you leave yourself 'wide open' for it. Plus I was assuming the tourist would be female…but hey.

  • Ryan Starr

    Touche.

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_Toronto#2005:_.22Year_of_the_Gun.22 TOOPHATTOOFURIOUS

    Completely off-topic. I see your Mr. Schmuck and raise you one Mr. Reckless
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293762...

    In related news, my bank manager's name is Mr. Careless. No kidding.

  • Ryan Starr

    My dentist's name is Dr. Toothless… OK, maybe not.

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