Comments on: Bull-baiting boneheads

By: Ryan Starr

Ryan Starr — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:58:25 +0000

My dentist's name is Dr. Toothless… OK, maybe not.

By: TOOPHATTOOFURIOUS

TOOPHATTOOFURIOUS — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:26:04 +0000

Completely off-topic. I see your Mr. Schmuck and raise you one Mr. Reckless
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1293762...

In related news, my bank manager's name is Mr. Careless. No kidding.

By: Ryan Starr

Ryan Starr — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:41:51 +0000

Touche.

By: TOOPHATTOOFURIOUS

TOOPHATTOOFURIOUS — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:16:06 +0000

Meh, you leave yourself 'wide open' for it. Plus I was assuming the tourist would be female…but hey.

By: Ryan Starr

Ryan Starr — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:00:05 +0000

Must you find the homoerotic subtext in everything I say? : )

By: TOOPHATTOOFURIOUS

TOOPHATTOOFURIOUS — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 13:50:49 +0000

Ever hear of the Ottery Tar Barrel Festival?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226414...

By: TOOPHATTOOFURIOUS

TOOPHATTOOFURIOUS — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 13:38:01 +0000

Darwin wins again.

I don't think this is as cruel as the actual bull fighting though. No wait, it says they kill the bulls in the evening. Hmm, I'm ok with killing animals as long as they get eaten. Wikipedia says "Participants must be 18 years old, run in the same direction as the bulls, not incite the bulls, and not be under the influence of alcohol." Well that leaves me out, now way I'm doing that sober. Do they really need to tell people to not run in the opposite direction of the bulls?

I think that rotten tomato throwing festival is more my scene.

"If I were a bull in Pamplona, I’d be looking to shove my horn up some stupid tourist’s ass too." You AND George Michael.