It really turns my stomach. It's so wholesome, how can you stand it? 'Top words are Canada, Obama, Ontario, etc.

Originally I was going to write this comment and bomb in a few choice words like cannibal, gang rape, and so forth. Then I realized you create the tags when you post huh. Honestly, it's like opening your skull and having a look inside and I”m none too happy with what I see. Where's the depravity? Everybody knows Canadia is full of crazy mofos. Whatever happened to that Mom Boucher character (leave it to the Canadians to have a bad guy called 'mom')? This is what you get for posting under your own name, and why I use a (nom de plume. Well that, and it's one of the rules of the witness protection program. All I'm saying is let's have a little less Disney on Ice and a little more KKKanadia.

^Comma after parenthesis? That's correct isn't it? Oh yeah, when you're done being my personal journalist can you be my English teacher too, and there's a few recipes I wouldn't mind learning, if you have the time of course? See I got this whole, stream on conscious thing going on. How's it read? I was thinking of doing a Kerouac thing and taking uppers and writing on a spool of print paper. Guess the print paper is obsolete in the iPad age, but you get the picture Ryan. That's another thing, Ryan, I'm going to use your name more, its only polite after all. Imagine how pissed off I would be if the computer messed up and lost my comment before I hit “post”. It's happened before Ryan, and let me tell you, I was livid. Imagine if this rant never made it to your blog. I discovered ctrl-A and I haven't been the same man since. That's cmd-A for all you fanbois. That's fanboys for you and me Ryan, that's how the kids talk these days. Crazy isn't it. I can't keep up.

Hmm, that could be my catchphrase.
“Where's the depravity?”

Oh wait, here it is. Not in Canadia unfortunately, but a great read nonetheless.

“The 'porn star killers': Actors who met on adult film set charged with killing tattoo shop owner with a sledgehammer”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/artic…

Best bit. Twitter accounts are still online.
http://twitter.com/therealsunnydae
http://twitter.com/hearveritas

What's up with @hearveritas writing in Hebrew? I'm no expert, but my Jewdar is pretty finely tuned and this guy ain't registering on it.

You know Ryan, I've really put my body on the line for this one. You think I like doing searches for DJ Veritas/Sean Cody? Think I want that on my ISP record. Huh? Do you? Answer me dammit.

Dark? Yes. Grubby? For sure. Sleazy? Possibly. Do I answer my own questions? Sometimes I do Ryan *thoughtful pause* *exhale* Sometimes I do.

I know what you're thinking Ryan. He's been on the sauce. Well actually not so much. That's why I drink Ryan. That's why I drink. I may just go and open that bottle now, I'll be sure to raise a glass to KKKanadia.

Listen 'ere sugar tits, dose geeze had it comin' to 'em see. Dey were more like stool pigins' den geese. Forgedaboutit.

Yougadaproblem?