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Warning: Journalism being attempted here

August 16th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, Media Matters, Oh Canada

SELF-PROCLAIMED “geek comedian” Tom Scott has a funny-cause-it’s-true bit on his blog that really sticks it to crappy newspapers: Journalism Warning Labels. “It seems a bit strange to me that the media carefully warn about and label any content that involves sex, violence or strong language — but there’s no similar labeling system for, say, [...]

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Goosegate

July 17th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, Oh Canada, Unusual Punishments, Weird and wacky

CANADA GEESE are a complete and utter nuisance. They happen to bear this country’s name, and, as such, have come to be seen as a national symbol of sorts, along with Mounties, beavers and maple syrup. But our default national bird can also be quite a pain, particularly beyond our borders. Recall Canada geese were [...]

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Happy “Canada Day”

July 1st, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Oh Canada, Pop Culture, Toronto

I SPOTTED this sign last night as I was out “shopping”… Here in Ontario, beer and liquor stores are government-controlled. That means they’re closed on holidays, every last one of ‘em. It’s a stupid system, and as with so many other services in this country, there’s no real alternative. If you want a cold one [...]

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Canada’s very own Fox News

June 18th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Media Matters, Oh Canada, Pop Culture

CANADIAN MEDIA COMPANY Quebecor announced this week it plans to launch Sun TV News, a right-wing all-news network that will take aim at the nation’s existing players: CBC and CTV. Here’s the promo: The station — which will be fed by the Sun Media chain of newspapers – is promising “hard news” and “straight talk” when it launches Jan. 1.

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A ‘G’-gantic waste

June 7th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, Oh Canada, Toronto

ON MONDAY Toronto began the erection (tee hee) of security fencing for the upcoming G20 summit. Lockdown time is drawing nigh, and the city can start looking forward to having a sizable portion of the downtown core sealed off — and to coping with the traffic restrictions and road closures that will screw over residents and businesses in the affected areas. Suppose it’s pointless to wonder why [...]

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Slayers of giants

May 14th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Oh Canada, Pop Culture, Sporting Life, Toronto

I’M A TORONTO Maple Leafs fan (read: sad, masochistic, glutton for punishment.) But you gotta be impressed by the Montreal Canadiens. Going from 8th in the Eastern Conference to bumping off Sid the Kid and the Pittsburgh Penguins, the defending Stanley Cup champs? Pretty awesome stuff. Not to mention the fact that the Habs also knocked [...]

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Let’s talk about sex

May 4th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Oh Canada, Toronto, Weird and wacky

PURITAN PARENTS have prevailed yet again here in Ontario. Last year, the complaint of one parent was enough to get ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ banned in Brampton schools. Now the province has scrapped plans for a new phys-ed and health curriculum that would have provided kids with sex education at an earlier age. Religious groups had [...]

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Dirty dancing

April 25th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Oh Canada, Pop Culture, Weird and wacky

THE TWO WINNIPEG high school teachers who grinded and feigned oral sex during a school pep rally finally got sacked this week. If you haven’t seen the eye-popping video of the ill-considered lap dance – shot by a student who had a camera, a possibility this pair might have wanted to consider before they got [...]

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Harper a WaPo no show

April 13th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, Media Matters, Oh Canada, Pop Culture

THE WASHINGTON POST, fresh from having won a whopping four Pulitzer Prizes, apparently didn’t think a photo-op with Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper was good enough for this morning’s front-page montage of President Obama’s nuclear summit meet and greet: You can’t blame them — our dumpy/frumpy/lumpy PM is not the most photogenic guy on earth — witness this shot with Nickelback frontman/douchebag/convicted drunk driver [...]

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The old and the beautiful

April 4th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Media Matters, Oh Canada, Pop Culture, Toronto

IF YOU’RE A fan of architecture, especially the old industrial kind, you should check out Building Storeys, a fabulous photo exhibit at Toronto’s Gladstone Hotel until the end of the month. This is the second year for the show, billed as a “visual documentation and anecdotal exhibit of our city’s heritage buildings and sites.” Heritage [...]

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When the lights go down in the city

March 29th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, Media Matters, Oh Canada, Toronto

THE BOSTON GLOBE has a nifty Earth Hour 2010 feature on its Big Picture blog. (The blog itself is pretty darn cool on any given day, BTW, always worth checking out.) Toronto got knocked a bit in the local press for not turning its lights down all that much during Earth Hour; the local hydro [...]

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O Canada, get over it

March 5th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Oh Canada, Pop Culture

JUST WHEN YOU thought there was nothing left for people to get uptight about, along comes a real gem to file under “Political correctness gone ridiculously wrong.” In Wednesday’s throne speech, Canada’s government said it would be looking into a proposal to change the lyrics of the national anthem. “Our Government will … ask Parliament to examine the original [...]

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Canada’s big moment

March 1st, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Oh Canada, Sporting Life

WORST OLYMPICS EVER, EH? Well how do you like us now, you tea-sucking hacks? Sure the Vancouver 2010 Winter Games had its share of mishaps / challenges / tragedies – capped off by a closing ceremony that was embarrassing at points; giant inflatable beavers… really? – but man, events-wise, what a spectacular finish. Sid the Kid [...]

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The game plan for the weekend

February 26th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Oh Canada, Sporting Life

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‘Don’t fence me in,’ Olympic flame says

February 20th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Oh Canada, Pop Culture, Sporting Life

ANGER ABOUNDED in Vancouver this week over the Olympic cauldron being cordoned off behind a ghetto-riffic chain-link fence and concrete barricades. As if the British press needed one more reason to dub these the worst Games ever.   Organizers relented somewhat and eventually cut a slit in the fence to allow for photos, albeit shots that couldn’t [...]

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