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Making the most of a meltdown

August 12th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, God Bless America, Media Matters, Pop Culture, Weird and wacky

IT WAS EASY to predict that the Steven Slater story would quickly turn into a media circus. After all, America was in desperate need of a fresh hero / villain to obsess over, and, eventually, give a reality show to. UPDATE: Steven Slater offered reality show There’s really nothing left to say about the whole Slater and the slide incident, so [...]

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Man’s best friend

August 4th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, God Bless America, Weird and wacky

THIS ZANY STORY gives new, weird meaning to the old adage “dog is man’s best friend.” Jerry Douthett of Rockford, Mich. had an infected toe. Yet despite pleas from his wife, Rosie, a nurse, Jerry refused to go to the doctor to get it looked at. A few weeks ago, the couple were out celebrating Rosie having [...]

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Shit show

July 28th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Pop Culture, Weird and wacky

KINGS OF LEON had a shit show in St. Louis last week – literally. During a concert Friday at the Verizon Amphitheatre, birds in the rafters pooped on the band and their equipment. After one of the droppings ending up in bassist Jared Followill’s mouth, the group ended the show. “They couldn’t deal any longer,” their publicist said. “It’s [...]

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The biggest buzz of all

July 25th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, Media Matters, Pop Culture, Weird and wacky

YOU’VE GOT to hand it to BrewDog – they sure know how to create a big buzz. The Scottish brewery made headlines this week for producing a 55%-alcohol beer, ominously named the End of History. “This blond Belgian ale is infused with nettles from the Scottish Highlands and fresh juniper berries,” the proprietors say on [...]

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Goosegate

July 17th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, Oh Canada, Unusual Punishments, Weird and wacky

CANADA GEESE are a complete and utter nuisance. They happen to bear this country’s name, and, as such, have come to be seen as a national symbol of sorts, along with Mounties, beavers and maple syrup. But our default national bird can also be quite a pain, particularly beyond our borders. Recall Canada geese were [...]

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Bull-baiting boneheads

July 13th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, Pop Culture, Sporting Life, Weird and wacky

THREE BONEHEADS ended up injured yesterday during the running of the bulls at the San Fermin Festival in Pamplona, Spain. If you’ve never heard of it – and haven’t read Hemingway’s The Sun Also Rises – the bull run is a super popular annual event that essentially involves a bunch of idiots hustling down narrow cobbled-stone streets [...]

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Worst mother on earth

July 9th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Uncategorized, Unusual Punishments, Weird and wacky

THERE ARE BAD parents. Then there are horrible, evil, menace-to-society parents. It’s under the latter category you can place Tamara Broomfield (seen at right), a Toronto-area devil woman who fed her two-year-old son cocaine for more than a year, almost killing him at one point with an overdose. The single mother, 28, was convicted last year for administering cocaine [...]

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Coney Island chaos

July 5th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, Pop Culture, Sporting Life, Weird and wacky

APPARENTLY THINGS got a wee bit crazy yesterday at the annual Nathan’s International July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island.  So-called competitive eater Joey “Jaws” Chestnut won the championship after stuffing 54 hotdogs and buns down his throat in 10 minutes. Alas, the San Jose man fell short of his goal to eat 70 dogs [...]

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Time to KISS goodbye

June 9th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Media Matters, Pop Culture, Toronto, Weird and wacky

NOTE TO KISS and the KISS Army: it’s over. I’m sure it was fun while it lasted — far too long, IMO — but alas the time has come to wipe off the clown makeup, lose the body armor and ditch the platform boots. I realize old Gene wants to squeeze a few more dollars out of his washed-up troupe of mimes (and wag [...]

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BP reaches out

May 31st, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, Media Matters, Weird and wacky

HAVING CAUSED THE worst oil “spill“ and one of the greatest environmental disasters in U.S. history, BP has taken to Twitter to provide information and updates on how its dealing with the catastrophic mess. Its account, @BPGlobalPR, “exists to get BP’s message and mission statement out into the twitterers!” according to the brief bio. A few of @BPGlobalPR’s recent tweets:

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France’s freaky first lady

May 25th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Celebrity Scandal, Currently, Pop Culture, Weird and wacky

YOU CAN’T HELP but be intrigued by Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, France’s freaky first lady. At the moment she’s in deep caca, if you will, over the re-emergence of a video clip of her from 1996 – long before she was Mrs. Sarkozy – in which she reads from the “Hot International Love and Sex Guide,” apparently a [...]

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Hey Schmuck, my car ready yet?

May 22nd, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Toronto, Weird and wacky

I SWIPED my car against a pillar in my apartment’s parking garage a few months ago. I’ve put off getting it fixed, though, mostly out of fear of what my moment of absent-mindedness is going to cost me. This week I finally got around to getting a few estimates done for the repair, and it [...]

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A killer White on Saturday Night

May 10th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Media Matters, Pop Culture, Weird and wacky

BETTY WHITE’S appearance on Saturday Night Live last weekend has garnered rave reviews. And she totally deserves the accolades; the 88-year-old delivered a better comedic performance than most SNL guest hosts in recent years. Indeed, her great work has prompted calls for her to be made a permanent cast member. It’s true that most of the [...]

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Let’s talk about sex

May 4th, 2010 · View Comments · Currently, Oh Canada, Toronto, Weird and wacky

PURITAN PARENTS have prevailed yet again here in Ontario. Last year, the complaint of one parent was enough to get ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ banned in Brampton schools. Now the province has scrapped plans for a new phys-ed and health curriculum that would have provided kids with sex education at an earlier age. Religious groups had [...]

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Ukraine: How egg-citing

April 28th, 2010 · View Comments · Around the World, Currently, Weird and wacky

AND HERE I thought American politics had reached a partisan boiling point. On Tuesday, just before the Ukraine parliament approved an agreement to allow the Russian Navy to remain in the port of Sevastopol until 2042, opposition legislators began tossing eggs in protest and then smoke bombs were set off. Things got so eggy in there that the speaker had to be shielded [...]

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